Hello! I'm Lauren, and it's my pleasure to welcome you to my little nook of the internet.

I don't particularly like talking about myself, but I'll make an attempt in order to fill some space up here and make this seem like an actual website rather than the deceitful COMING SOON! picture that's been up for over a year. I'm 22, female and pretty social awkward, though I am trying to work on it. Some people might find "shyness" endearing in women, but it does make it hard to maintain a productive, working lifestyle or make friends.

I grew up in quite a few different places, but I'm currently living with my best friend - who also happens to be my younger sister - in Colorado. We own two cats, Taiga and Kuma, who I love when they're not doing things like ripping up all the toilet paper or chewing through power cords. Taiga is beautiful and terribly clever, while Kuma is smelly and terrible.

Something I am interested in besides cats (could I be any more appealing?) is anime. My passion for it hasn't managed to wane after five years of increasingly embarrassing obsession. While I'm far too solitary to go to cons or anything, I do own a dakimakura, and I've been trying to resist the growing urge to own a Black★Rock Shooter figurine...

There's not really much else to say about me. I've got crappy taste in music, can't cook very well (doesn't stop me in my baking experiments though!), don't got out very much, can't remember the last time I "exercized" (going under the assumption that drunken flailing doesn't quite count). Um. I love mayonnaise and creepy poetry and getting my head photoshopped onto things.

So, without further ado, I bid you adieu! Hope this sorry excuse for a website isn't too boring.

me

Like what you see? Need somebody to talk to? Please get in touch!

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You can contact me at lauren@lovehermit.com.

I check my email with more regularity than my phone. Mostly because most of my friends are from the internet and my phone is crap.

Alternately: I'm told I'm something of a psychic, so if you think of me really hard, I'm sure I'll get back to you ASAP, no lie.